I saw the secret handshake. I deciphered the cryptic code. I was there when they built the earthquake. When the goalkeeper saved my soul. The KKK laced poison in your steak and the lost boys spilt your milk. The little green men and Mr Benn are spreading evil of a different ilk. They saw you coming through x-ray eyes. You've been sold. You've been sold the skin of the big bad wolf. I saw who sailed the icebergs into the streams of a million towns. I was there when they fed you propane and turned the swastikas upside down. It wasn't me it was the one-armed man who took the blueprints and the masterplan. It wasn't me it was the men in black. It wasn't me it was the one-armed man. It was the one-armed man. I've got the t-shirt. I've got the pen. I've got the DVD.